Jesus iron smooths out woman’s ‘issues’

Jesus iron smooths out woman’s ‘issues’

Jesus of Santa Monica, California

A Bold Tribute to Our Lord
King of Kings
In a World of Shifting Sands
It Is Thou That Remains My Rock
My Refuge.
Rock of Ages
From Dust to Dust
From Dusk to Dawn
It Dawns Upon Me That
No Matter How Inappropriately
Amateur Artists and Beach Bums May Represent You
When Sudden Storms and Potential Lightening Strikes Threaten
We Seek and Beseech Thee
With Tender Love and Grateful Affection
Until The End of Time
Or
Until We run Out of Sand
Which is Highly Unlikely...
(Whichever May Come First)

Sad Day in Amerika !! An American Tragedy of Epic Proportions !! If HellCare Bill Is Rammed Through !!

Constitution in Flames !!

If the United States Senate Rams through the ObamaRegime's HellCare Bill

Life Will Never Be The Same in Amerika !!

All For Naught !!

Focus On Billionaires : Al Gore Eco Whore !!

Quotes From The "Smartest Man In The World"

Subtitled: "Carbon Capping Kook Kills Economy While Polluting Planet !! "

A Compilation of Kookyness !! Some Really, Really, Inconvenient Truths !!

Former Vice President, With a Heavy Emphasis on Vice, Al Gore Splains It All For U.S.:

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." -- Vice President Al Gore, 9/22/97

"For NASA, space is still a high priority." -- Vice President Al Gore, 9/5/93

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." -- Vice President Al Gore

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century." -- Vice President Al Gore, 9/15/95

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." -- Vice President Al Gore

"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system." -- Vice President Al Gore

"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made." -- Vice President Al Gore

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change." -- Vice President Al Gore, 5/22/98

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared.'" -- Vice President Al Gore, 12/6/93

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things." -- Vice President Al Gore, 11/30/96

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." -- Vice President Al Gore

"The future will be better tomorrow." -- Vice President Al Gore

"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world." -- Vice President Al Gore, 9/21/97

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." -- Vice President Al Gore to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a *part* of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a *part* of Europe." -- Vice President Al Gore

More On Clowns: Bobo* The Fraud-Like Clown Phile

Excerpt: "An Inconvenient Ruth" by Ruth A. Cod (Release Date December 15th, 2009)

As kids (7 year olds) for some ungodly reason, we were taken across the US Border, from Michigan to Canada, for the filming of an episode of “Bobo the Clown”

Well, I had a small passing interest in Bobo, I found his shenanigans mildly amusing. But nothing could have prepared me for the reality of filming a show.

Much to my chagrin, in the studio behind the props, and hidden from view, were the “Applause Lights” One on either side of the set. Well, it was somewhat of a shock to realize, and be told, that every time the lights lit up, we had to applaud; “wildly” !!

I felt the resentment, starting at the base of my neck then traveling downward to my appendages. I thought, “Bullblank,” there is no way that I am complying with this hokey order.

I wanted to scream, “Fraud!” from the depths of my bowels. But Sister Cornelius Mary had other ideas. She thought I should clap “wildly” with the others, as a Team Effort. Normally, I could not care less about her “collectivist” ideas. But I was between a rock and a hard place

(i.e. Between Sister and Bobo). So I basically sat on my hands. Which apparently was a big No-No. Sister summoned her Ruler, from deep inside her gigantic deep pockets, and the poking began. She poked, I clapped, she poked, I clapped, (sorta like Pavlov’s dog).

Except, Pavlov’s dog was not poked.

The poking and clapping seemed to go on forever. You do not forget such a rich tactile experience.

So it was with great sorrow that I learned of the passing of Bobo the Clown today. Congestive Heart Failure. Oh, yea, he had a Big One.

His passing has left me only memories. And triggers, (i.e. Clowns and Rulers.) Bad memories. And faulty triggers.

*Name changed to protect the Guilty…

Presidential Crotch Salute !!

President Barack Obama at Ceremony Honoring The 13 Brave Heroic Soldiers Massacred at Fort Hood.

Notice the Positioning of the President's Hands While Others Salute !!

What a Proud and Independent Leader !!

Yayyyy !!

Finally Change We Can Believe In !!

Hot and Sour : Soup to Nuts: Fun Fotos Fresh From China !!

Life Imitating Art? Or Art Imitating Life?

Some Interesting Photos from Communist China

Plus Bonus Photos From President Obama's China Visit Today...
A Presidential Pictographic

"This Thanksgiving, Why Not Invite That Brother That You Have Been Avoiding?"

"Big Brother?"

"Forced and Mandated HellCare Bill Leads To Fat Fines and Fee's and Prison "

"Big Brother is Watching In A Government Mandated Portion Controlled Monitored Setting "

"It's For Your Own Good People. !!"

"Yayyyy, I Love Turkeys"

Lol... J/K